Ayooo. My name is Alex. If you're checking out my blog, muchos gracias. The things you're likely to see: Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Broadway, John Green, Mayday Parade, The Book Thief, The Bartimaeus Trilogy, and tons of other random shit. Also, make my day by sending me an ask. I promise I don't bite haha.

 

I’m an adult, but not like a real adult

anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via seyfrieds)

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thr-ill:

have no regrets

except all those facebook pages you liked back in 2009, regret those

the-many-faults-in-our-stars:

pros of dating me

  • you can hold my hand whenever you want
  • you can cuddle with me whenever you want
  • you can kiss me whenever you want

cons of dating me

  • i get jealous easily
  • i’m sad a lot
  • i will never feel good enough for you no matter how many times you tell me i am

mymomcantfindthisblog:

caseyanthonyofficial:

caseyanthonyofficial:

I just got a package from my sister and its a crossbow that shoots bolts which is cool but I put it together anD IT FIRES THEM AT ABOUT 800 FPS I COULD HAVE KILLED MY ROOMMATE I ALMOST SHOT IT AT HIM BUT I HIT A METAL CHAIR THAT THE BOLT WENT THROUGH

I took the metal tip off so its just a plastic bolt 

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aND ITS STILL PRETTY DEADLY

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Where did your sister acquire this.

solarcrashx:

one time my friend was walking and she needed to cross the street and a guy stopped for her and rolled down his window and she was like “oh god here it comes” and didnt look just kept walking and he yelled “i like your shirt, kid!” and she looked down at her mcr shirt and back up at the guy to say thanks and frank fucking iero was in the drivers seat of that car laughing his ass off 

fromseveralroomsaway:

leannewoodfull:

lutefisktacoandbeer:

kittymudface:

It gets better—the guy is deaf, and he taught his cat the sign for “food.” So the cat’s not just saying “put that in my mouth,” it’s actually signing

Not only that, but if you notice at the beginning, the cat *gets the man’s attention* as any person who wanted to talk to a deaf/hoh individual would (well, and vice versa IME). I’ve done sign since I was 5, and generally, w/o eye contact initially, you wave a hand or lightly touch the arm (if that’s ok with the person you’re trying to converse with, of course). Generally, adult cats meow mostly to humans, but this cat has figured out that’s not going to work and has adapted. Animal companions! They are INCREDIBLE.

Amazing.

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND LOOK AT THIS CAT.

fromseveralroomsaway:

leannewoodfull:

lutefisktacoandbeer:

kittymudface:

It gets better—the guy is deaf, and he taught his cat the sign for “food.” So the cat’s not just saying “put that in my mouth,” it’s actually signing

Not only that, but if you notice at the beginning, the cat *gets the man’s attention* as any person who wanted to talk to a deaf/hoh individual would (well, and vice versa IME). I’ve done sign since I was 5, and generally, w/o eye contact initially, you wave a hand or lightly touch the arm (if that’s ok with the person you’re trying to converse with, of course). 
Generally, adult cats meow mostly to humans, but this cat has figured out that’s not going to work and has adapted. Animal companions! They are INCREDIBLE.

Amazing.

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND LOOK AT THIS CAT.

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true as fuck zodiac - prominent features

aries: so fucking stubborn. they will hold a grudge til the end of time

taurus: they are fucking nerds.

gemini: defo the random outbursts

cancer: rudeness. so fucking rude. god damn.

leo: they're about 4'9"

virgo: they don't want to talk to you at all

libra: weird ass laugh

scorpio: the fact that you can directly see hell in their eyes

sagittarius: fuckin strange ass humor

capricorn: creepy fucking smile

aquarius: kinda givin off a gay vibe

pisces: p conceited and that shit is not confidence as they may think it is

And I understand. I understand why people hold hands: I’d always thought it was about possessiveness, saying ‘This is mine’. But it’s about maintaining contact. It is about speaking without words. It is about I want you with me and don’t go.

She was always holding my hand (via laceypanty)

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I have so many ideas. Some are simple, like take down traffic lights and eliminate the post office. The bigger ones will be tougher, like, bring all of this crumbling to the ground.

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