Ayooo. My name is Alex. If you're checking out my blog, muchos gracias. The things you're likely to see: Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Broadway, John Green, Mayday Parade, The Book Thief, The Bartimaeus Trilogy, and tons of other random shit. Also, make my day by sending me an ask. I promise I don't bite haha.

 

sorelatable:

I hate when i lose something and my parents says “well i guess you didnt care about it enough” like you’ve lost me in a grocery store before so

paparchimedes:

There are several stages of loving a character

Stage 0: who’s that they look cool

Stage 1: wow i like this character

Stage 2: they’re my favorite

Stage 3: i love them

Stage 4: tHEY’RE SO PERFECT

Stage 5: i ha te yOU AND I LO VE YOU SO GODDAMN MU CH

Stage 6: YOU PIECE OF FUCKING TR ASH YOU RUINED MY LIFE THE DAY I LAID EYES ON YOU I’M GOIN G TO KILL YO U AND D RO WN YOU IN MY TEARS

(Source: rukimedesus)

drydrunkempress:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

221bconsultingtimelord:

jensenspudgymidway:

watson-i-am-your-turtle:

christianborles:

so2460donewithyou:

the-eleventh-blog:

does your period ever come late and you start to wonder if you’re pregnant despite the fact the most intimate thing you’ve ever done is shake hands?

DO GIRLS REALLY THINK THIS

yes

yes

yes

yes

that whole mary thing really freaked us out tbh

amen

itsrebeccablack:

unprime:

when you’re trying to sing your favorite song and your friend tries to start singing with you

image

HOW LONG HAS THIS BEEN GOING AROUND

(Source: shovel-girl)

pickyourheartupoffthefloor:

saidbhinluch:

istehlurvz:

tres13:

ffuwaffuwa:

I only have 4 moods:

  • fuck this
  • fuck that
  • fuck me
  • fuck you

I empathize with the above, but I have an additional 4 moods to add:

  • fuck yeah
  • fuck no
  • fuck my life
  • fuck everything

and don’t forget the inevitable 

  • fuck it

and for those who have just given up

  • fuck

this is beautiful

condom:

ITS SO HOT WHEN BOYS DRESS UP OR ARE IN NICE CLOTHES I DONT CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS THIS IS A FACT