Ayooo. My name is Alex. If you're checking out my blog, muchos gracias. The things you're likely to see: Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Broadway, John Green, Mayday Parade, The Book Thief, The Bartimaeus Trilogy, and tons of other random shit. Also, make my day by sending me an ask. I promise I don't bite haha.

 

burqalicious:

if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused

(Source: maahammy)

riddlemetom:

the 7th harry potter book was released july 21st 2007 that is exactly 7 years ago today

today’s the day to make a horcrux y’all

ravine:

you never realize how much you love sleeping until you have to wake up in the morning 

slayboybunny:

"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person" 
"oh sorry about that sir" 

shouldnt:

shouldnt:

Does anyone else laugh out loud when they are on tumblr

MOM PLEASE STOP ASKING ME WHATS FUNNY BECAUSE IM GOING TO IGNORE YOU

Waitress: do you have any questions about the menu?

Me: what kind of font is this?

katkinkat:

i need a hot boy who thinks they’re really ugly so they think im out of their league but actually they are way out of my league

(Source: baebees)

sniffing:

do u ever accidentally slam the door on your parents after an argument and then have to sit there praying to god to help u through the ensuing shit storm that you know is about to go down